I Have A Dinking Problem

Nine ways to admit it. Crouched, lunging, reaching, celebrating, and resting on the paddle pretending it was tactical. All nine are you.

The tee itself

Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee — 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) lightweight ring-spun cotton*, with a crew neck, no side seams and twill-tape reinforced shoulders. A smooth face that holds a crisp print, and a tear-away label so nothing scratches.

Fit: classic unisex fit — true to size. Size up if you like room through the body.

*Fibre varies by colourway: Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. The solid colours are 100% cotton.

Printing and shipping

• Printed one at a time, on demand, in the USA
• Direct-to-garment print — soft to the touch, no heavy vinyl feel
• Free shipping on orders over $52

If it isn't right

• One free size swap per order — the first exchange is on us
• 30-day quality guarantee — misprinted, damaged or wrong item, we replace it
• Every tee is printed to order, so we don't take change-of-mind returns beyond the free size swap

Keeping it looking good

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Don't iron directly on the print — it has feelings
• No dry cleaning

Two Bounce Club — named after the rule every player knows.